An Open Letter to Bathroom Architects
Dear Bathroom Architects, I have a plea. Please (and by please I mean ‘for the love of all that is holy’) do NOT put skylights in bathrooms. It seems nice, to have a little outside light while you’re doing your toilette. …To check the weather while you take care...
Letters From My Stuff, Vol.1: The Whisk
The other day my whisk wrote me a letter. Dear Giant Chef Lady, Please stop resting me in bowls. I am a whisk. I was made to twirl and spin and dance. Not to rest. When you put me in a bowl, my soul dies. I must to leap out. I must be free. I was meant for...
Funny-glitter in the snow
Up there at the top of the page it say, “Life is funny. Not funny, but funny.” It doesn’t say that because I think life is nothing but a barrel of laughs. Far from it. But I do think that the hard things in life, the annoying things, the frustrating things, the...
Lessons from the slopes
The whole fam’ went snowboarding last weekend. Lest you think I’m hip and young, I’ll reveal that turned 40 long enough ago that 41 is peeking over the horizon. And though I have snowboarded before, it was once, twenty years ago. (Seeing as I feel more like I’m 25...
Book Cover Award
A Keeper's Tale received a Gold Star Rating for cover design from The Book Designer.